Nu Rave Brain Wave

Been discussing people’s top 5 celebrities recently, and I have some real weird ones:

5 John Kerry/John Edwards Double Team

I’ve had a weird crush on these two since I was 15 and used to make people give me tons of newspapers with them on it during the campaign. Really saved history on that one, huh? But despite being losers, these two could totally get their Eiffel Tower on.

4 Christopher Walken

Can you say Elektra Complex?

3 Larry David

If this were to ever work out, I would get my dream wish: Never having to talk to anyone I don’t like ever again. That would be the day.

2 Doug Benson

Have you ever been 21 years old had some comedian be talking about chicks and be like, “21 is WAY too young for me” and then look right at you? I have.

1 Alec Baldwin

I want him to teach me that thing where rich people turn their money into MORE MONEY.